Freedom Penis
Bobbing in a Toilet of Fear!
I’m feeling very pragmatic
focusing to much on the practical…
It’s getting closer and closer to the shoot date for our 16mm Film
And I Fear Mediocrity.
I’m Worried they will Show our film to future Classes as examples of poorly chosen camera angles….
And then I Feel Worse after Expressing those Fears.
Because Apparently No one see’s any of the Flaws that I’ve been seeing…
This Film has Taken up so much of my Time…
I’m going to be Pissed if comes out Mediocre…
Not that it really falls on my shoulder, My job is just to get the movie shot
And Make sure we’re never behind schedule…
My Job is to be Practical, to eliminate problems on set…
But Right now the Four Directors have yet to even Have a Table Read with the Actors Yet
(And We Start Shooting in a Week)
We Don’t have a Lighting Plot Yet…
I Still am not quite sure How they plan on doing a great number of things, from the ship colliding with the pirates ship, to arms getting shot off, to any of the shoot out scenes.
Theres isn’t time left for ambiguious notions of how things are going to get accomplished.
Ah
What Can I Say…
I Wish Everyone was Compitant and Skilled
And That The World Flowed With A Zietgeist of Eureka
Instead I have “Space Pirates”
and an 80 Degree up Shot of a Guy walking Down a Hallway
And Extremely Wide Angle Close Ups of a Stuttering Reactor Room Technician paired with a 50 mm Normal Medium Shot That we are apparently going to cut back and forth between…
Bitch bitch bitch
Worry Worry worry
I Know
But thats whats going on in my life
(only Its my job to be as composed as possible so I Don’t actually get to bitch, I get to “Express Concern”)
-The End-
Oh I got new Glasses too
They’re Versace’
And they Blind the Sun!
(Well… at the very least they’re Extremely Shiny)