Scales and Water

 

In the last 100 years the average amount of large earthquakes

(6.0 or higher) per year has averaged 3.4

In the last 10 years it is 1 every 10 days.

Funny how Something Odd like That Doesn’t Make it’s Way onto the News.

THE SKY IS COMING TO EAT YOU

BUT FEAR NOT

THE FISH RAIN COMETH.

I AM The Ramen Ghost in The Machine

Does anyone else find it weird when you stumble upon whole alien auntonomous little xanga communities THAT YOU’VE NEVER SEEN! Where the Hell do these things Spring up From? And How do they Stay so well Hidden… Also, Bertolli Oven Dinners blend a Wonderful Balance between Proper Adult Frozen Food Cooking (In Which you can flex your Artistic Muscle by  Shaping Frozen Cubes of Sauce and Spagetti Sea Creatures  Into Casserole Pans) And The College Days of Plastic Bowls Filled with Ronin Noodles. RONIN NOODLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what I really Miss… Those people who talked in

ALL CAPS!

They used to be fairly common and people would reply with things

Like, “You Know If You Talk in All Caps, People are Just Going
                                                                                    
                                                                        To Ignore You.”

And Then they would go on to reply to them in detail

Proving that they read everything that the caps monger wrote.

And Everyone would smile and say, ha, those were the days

It saddens me when people become so sophistocated

That they lose that Early Caveman Magic,

It Saddens me To the Very Core of my Ghost Machine Heart.

It’s a Very Heavy Burden keeping those missing Peices alive.

A HEAVY HEAVY BURDEN

BECAUSE CAPITAL LETTERS WEIGH MORE

BEEHATCHES!

THE BUZZING! THE BUZZING!!! IT STIRS MY ROBOT BLOOD!

Cloudy With a Chance of Cloudy?

 

I’m Currently Drunk on Sleep Deprivation

Is It Really Cloudy Anywhere Else in The Country?

THEY ARE STEALING MY SUNLIGHT!

AND BY THEY, I MEAN THE POPE!

http://kickass-themovie.com/main.html#/EPK/videos/0/

Mark Miller, Taking on THE FILM INDUSTRY

After they Fucked up WANTED With Gay Nazi

Weaving. WEAVING!? I MEAN WTF

IT WAS A COMIC BOOK ABOUT

EMINEM BONING HALLEY BARRY,

CHRIST!

-THE END-

EUREKA!

I Have Postulated where the Alchemists went Wrong, Where We ALL WENT WRONG,

They Devised a Method to Tell the Hylic and the Somatic From The PNEUMATIC AND THE PSYCHIC!

We, The Illuminated Alchemists Shaman NewOld Professional Distortion Engineers

LEFT BUT ONE HOLE IN OUR MECHANISM TO END THE UNIVERSE!

AND THAT WAS STAYING UP ALL NIGHT!

THROUGH THIS WE COULD TELL THE HYLIC FROM THE PNEUMATIC!!!

And at once we Could Energize our True Soul, The Lucifer, The Ennoia

AND ONCE MORE SET SAIL INTO THE PLEMORA!

BUT ALAS

WE strove so hard and our schemes for freedom were SO~! DEVIOUS AND INGENIOUS!!!!

BUT WE FELL TO FUCKING STAYING UP ALL NIGHT!!! BY GOD!!

WAS THAT THE FUCKING PROBLEM!!! IS THAT IT!!!!

IS IT!? THAT THERE ARE NOT HYLICS AND PNEUMATICS

BUT ONE MAN!

ONE ADAM KADMON!!!

AND IS! HIS NAME KETHER?

IS!? HIS NAME DMV!?

ISSSSS HIISSSSS NAAAMMMMEEEE

DUBIOUS PANDA!?

PANDA!~DRAGON~!SPIDER~!BEAR~!MAN~!?

[KING MOB]

-The End-