I’m about to Tell you the Greatest Secret on Earth
WHAT’S NOT IN THE BIBLE
You See, No One Really Understands The Crucifixion
They Play it up, HE DIED FOR ME< MY SINS
But Here I am, Telling You He Died For My Sins
Can’t Be Both At Once? Or Can It?
You See, What Isn’t Recorded in the Bible
Is That Jesus Christ WAS GOD
Literally, God coming down to a bAck Water Existence
That Was the Dirt on the Floor of the Kingdom
And You Guys are That DUST
Shakin off the Broom of Sophia.
You See, There is also a GOD OF DUST
This Blind, Mad, Idiot Diety, Thought it Was God
(Weird Tale Here, Sophia Impregnated Herself)
YEAH WE IZ MAGIC
But without the Love of God, You see God Is
We Are Just Thoughts Playin in His Head
This Baby was a ZOMBIE
A ZOMBIE BABY DRAGON
To be Specific.
So The Two Baddest Super Heroes in Existence
The Twin Reflections of God Himself
Adam Kadmon (And Abbadon)
Created in the Image of God
Set Off To Play with this Little Baby Zombie Dragon
And They DID PLAY, And they Had a Good Time
But You See… The Baby Zombie Dragon had Created
Other Things Besides Itself, And So The Longer They Played
THE MORE MESSED UP SHIT GOT.
So Adam Kadmon who had been Playing with this Baby Zombie Dragon
Realized He was MESSED UP. Literally covered in maggots and blood
and Rotting Stinking FILTH and He was Just Plain Ugly and Stinky. And So
They All Became Afraid, The Mother who had Given Birth to the Dragon
The Two Brothers Abbadon and Adam Kadmon, and worst of All
The Baby Zombie Dragon itself. They were All Afraid
That They Could Never Reinter the Kingdom.
And So They Managed as Best they could with the Dust
And their Creations from It
And They Meeked out a Somewhat Decent Little Back Water Crap Heap
They called a UNIVERSE.
Then Something Amazing Happened… Something They Had Completely Forgotten About
Something They Never Beleived Possible.
GOD CAME and Said, You Know What, You Guys… I Missed You
And If You Like Playing with this Aborted Fetus in this Dust Kingdom of Shit and Crap
It’s All Good, I’ll Come And Play This Death Game With You
And So God Played The Death Game and His Blood Soaked the Baby Zombie Dragon
And Adam Kadmon and Abbadon and The Mother Who Aborted The Fetus
And They Were Very Very Happy
But Then Something Crazy Happened, All Their Stupid Little Friends
COULDN’T BELEIVE THE STORY
All These Dust Creations and Vibrations They had Made to Keep them Company Couldn’t Beleive
This Fucking Story, That GOD Was That Nice and Cool, and He Would Let Dust Monsters
Into His Kingdom, Even Dust Monsters Covered in His Blood
So They Started Writing a New Story.
A Horror Story.
To Scare All The Stupid Fucking Little Dust Monsters Right Into The Arms
Of God… Cause How Else do You Know? Until You Know? So you Know,
The Little Gang, Got togethor over Three Days
And Wrote a Book.
And Your Living It Right Now.
And All You Have to Do Is Read To The End of It
And You’ll Understand.
It’s a Brilliant Master Plan
And Because God Planned it
IT’S FOOLPROOF
So I’ve already told you it’s a Horror Story
But There’s a Reason for That, It’s to Get you
To Love, And I Mean Really Love
Because Otherwise
You Will Never
Beleive the Truth.