Hmmmm
I Graduate soon…
I’ll have a B.S. in Film….
Heh, exciting…
I’m basically spending all my time, working on our Final Project
And going out Drinking…
Though I have been spending an Inordinate Amount of time Hanging out with Drag Queens…
Which I Suppose is sort of interesting…
Last night Molly The Lips performed “I Drove All Night” (Or maybe it was “I’ll Drive All Night” who knows, whatever it was it was a Celine Dion song… I Think….)
Anyways, she performed wearing a set of rather large car lights strapped to a bra and ran around Blinding the Audience..
It was a hoot… as they say (Which by the way, They, also say Fiddlestix, and Patooie! )
Which is equally as interesting information as a drag queen wearing boob headlights
and Blinding middle aged men on vacation from Albuquerque
(Which is in New Mexico, I Think)
Anyways to Sum it all up, All my hard earned money goes to Booze.
Oh and I Think I’m going to eat pizza today,
Which is of course news of such terrible inpromptu importance
That Robert E. Lee himself !
Shall Hop up from his moldy Grave and Bake It for me forthwith!
Only sans the mold.
And with Pepperoni!
(I heard he was buried around here somewhere…)
Oh and I’m going to write a story about Vikings Chasing a Serpent Through the Veins
Of an Ice Cold Plum
Or some shit like that….
Only the Serpent will be a maggot or something insecty/parasite-ie
Yeah
And then maybe some Dragon Quest 8! on the PS 2 (still keeping it old school, yep)
(Truly a Blessed Life I Lead)
-The End-
P.s.
Do you think the Corpse of Robert E. Lee could legally Marry People?
I mean if he was Propped up and All… and you had a licensed Psychic
To speak for him from the afterlife and everything…
(Congress shouldn’t discriminate against the rights of ghosts to marry people…)
(Its just wrong)
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