She had been expecting her boyfriend when the bathroom door opened sending shower steam fluffing into the room. The Nun who glided like Mary Poppins in his place was clearly not something she expected. Especially with her on the bed and a vibrator spinning in awkward circles outside (and inside) her. “David?” The girl Screams in horror as more legs come sountering out from the rearside of the nuns dress and strut along the ceiling towards her. “Oh, Oh, All this EXCITEMENT, it’s toooooo much.” the Nun gasps, her cheeks and lips spasm’ing in bliss, her head swelling like a balloon, filling with blood and bursting in a red shower. Then like a sprinkler shooting bursts out across the room in jerky circles vicious teeth come bubbling up from the neck holes ‘V’ slit, chomping manically at the air. The Girl screams and screams till suddenly the first centipede segment rears up and drives two high heels into the girls shoulders sending her flying into the bedrooms wall, pinning her there as she struggles. “CHRIST JESUS HOLY FUCK MOTHER OF GOD!” Suddenly the leg tentacle backs up, stretching it’s legs while still keeping her pinned, as the tip leg raises like a ballerina in a beautiful skyward arch, revealing the hairy sucker vagina on the underside of the centipede tentacle legs with a puckered anus and two perfectly tonned butt cheeks flexing in exertion alittle farther down, then BAM! The Front leg shoots forward in one long sexy garter belted leg-kick driving the heel of the Nuns shoes directly into the girls forehead, her body going limp with slight convolsions instantly.
It was all one long string of bizarre silence except for the buzz of the dildo and dash board confessionals whining about something on the 90’s radio station before the Nun finally spoke in a sultry voice-
“No… don’t bother to take it out… It sets a good mood.”
The Nun posed for a second running her long thin fingers across the black of her somewhat frayed nun gown. Her right leg jutting out in a flash of skin all the way up to the thigh. And what a beautiful leg it was, softly tanned white with a red garter across the thigh and the toes gently cupped in embossed shiny black heels.
“Fear not my Child, I was given to Satan as his Wife, but I Was Promised all the Daughters of Eve as my Right. The Throne of Heaven Promised Lilith their Flesh and I… am so… so… Hungry for it.”
She draws her finger through the air in the naked girls direction and then back to her rosey red lips, running her tongue along her finger to its tip. And like magic the poor girl rose and glided towards her. If it hadn’t been for the dildo falling out halfway across the room she would have been in the Nuns arms before the trance had broken. But luckily the wet slip and thud against the carpet ruined both their focus.
“Damn that Rod of Adam! It never ceases to find new ways of raising my ire!”
The girls senses returned she finally noticed the red seeping like a blooming flower across the carpet from under the bathroom door.
“Don’t worry about him.”
The nun says taking a step towards her and then another and another and that’s when the girl notices that the nun hasn’t actually moved. The black gown has merely hiked itself back as vuloptuous centipede legs advance from under its black cover. First one leg with two legs attached to a hip like center segement with a taught belly button and that same red garter framing each of the legs. Then two more perfect thighs and legs gingerly strolling out, the first leg stabbing, jerking and feeling it’s way forward.
“No, No, don’t scream, I much prefer a moan.” the Nun rasps
The Teeth lined neck vagina’s skin starts moving back (almost like a hood) as it slides back revealing one large beautiful eye.
“CHRIST JESUS HOLY FUCK MOTHER OF GOD!” The NUNOCTOPUS mocks back, it’s sexy legs tap dancing and gyrating along the walls and ceiling. The girl begins shrieking violently, saliva flying out in great gobs as she flails, jerking the high heels ever deeper into her shoulders. Suddenly she freezes and her eyes fix directly ahead as the front tip leg works it’s knee up between her legs.
“MmmMMmm, do you like that?” The horrible neck vagina teeth ringed mouth clit eye thing gurgles.
The girl immediately returns to frenzied banshee convulsions.
“Oh… you’re no fun at all”
“MMmmmm Yesss now for that sweet-sweet Pineal Gland Juice.” gurgle gurgle gurgle
NUNOCTOPUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
URBAN SHARKVSNUNOCTOPUSbut first I must writeURBAN SHARKand then… NUNOCTOPUS…Then maybe Sci-Fi will let them BATTLETO THE DEATH.
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Take That Dino-Shark Vs Space Python!I’m TAKING YOUR CROWN.
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SPACE PYTHON!I’ll Make Gadzillions!
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Awesome time.
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You play the Multi-Dimensional Captian Ahab Space Jew in URBAN SHARK.”There are Jews in space?””In Space… Everyone is Jewish”And You’ve got a talking old school harpoon gunWhose voice is a phone sex operator!”Come on… I know you want to. Just go ahead and do it… stroke my big hard pooon.”GET IT! IT’S A HARPOON GUN!Plus URBAN SHARK is a LOVECRAFTIAN GOD!AND IT’S AN URBAN SHARK!
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It was either you or Admiral Khunt,I Figured Asian girls went better with Nun Octopi
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there’s no guillemot or form of containmentthat can stop the Germanic ferocityI think maybe I have my mythologya bit off butlazer beams coming off robots searing tentaclessounds like it would smell awful.I WANT OFFI WANT OFF THIS GODDAMN ROCKand so it was thati was there to witness the launch ofAbraham and John The Baptistas they made love to a thousand virgins on theHEAVENMOON 2000It was this wordTwothat sounded like a thousand burnsI WonDERIf youhave heardthe good word?”Guitarfish”is my friend.He will eat me when I’m dead— and protect me while I pretend not to be.
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@my_words_are_my_sanctuary – Banjo Giraffe WATCH OUT FOR BANJO GIRAFFEHe’s got the long neckAnd the blues ALL OF THEM
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@kirbym – He sounds like an awrightfellaI think I’d like tagrab a washboardand grab him a brewthenmaybe we can make it throughblue blue blue bluehaze haze hazeday daynight.
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Nice.
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FUCK UR TAXES! I CAN’T READ THIS IM GETTING A SIN AHCE
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GARSH WHEN I READS THIS IT MAKE ME WANTS TO BE A PIRATE!!!!!
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Those are PIG EGG ACHES!!YOUR INFECTED!!!
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PIRATE THE NUNNERY!!
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Needs further expansion. REC!
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… /mumbles… boys…oyevey.
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@King_of_The_Night – NUNOCTOPUS lays eggs in the girls brain where the pineal gland was, and she turns into a lesbian nun vampire who weirds out people.It’s a Lesbian Vampire Nun SEA MONSTER movieThat I’m musing over for SCI-FI Channel…(If Only to someday make URBAN SHARK VS NUNOCTOPUS)Urban shark is an Urban Shark Monster movieWith a Lovecraftian birthVIVA JUXTOPOSITION!
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LESBIAN SEA MONSTERS!Are a highly Under exploited GenreI mean the Greeks were all over that shit!
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i appreciate your concern for my cancer. fortunately it’s not cancer right now. and i hear vitamin d is important. and i’m not sure B17 exists. or if it does, that it isn’t an aeroplane. that’s right. aeroplane. i love you anyway though. just in case i do die.
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@ten_toes_fabulous – I Thought it was a Hoax for a long time toBut something worked, or maybe it’s justThat doctors are always overly pessimisticWhen it comes to 88 Year old Women.Still it was a bitch getting ahold of FreshApricots (Most places they’re just driedWithout their Seeds) but I’ve taken toEating the seeds regardless. Soft weird littleThings. speaking of which do you knowHow to play the Banjo?
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Carry on my Nunoctopus!
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This is unreadable.
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haha then Thanks for Unreading It!The Brilliance Singed your Nose hairsAnd Rendered your delicate Olfactory Nerves FriedThus Making it Unreadable and yeah… That’s ExactlyThe Kind of sauce I was going for.NUN + OCTIPUS + MONSTER MOVIESo Much Brilliance it renders random Internet skanklynsUnable to Ever Read Again!
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